If Donald Trump Becomes President... (Part 1)

Options:

1. Move to Canada
• Sierra would subsist on Tofu, veggies, and salmon. She would live on a farm in British Columbia (because that's where Ryan Reynolds is from), raise Alpacas and chickens, and domesticate bears like that one marijuana plantation.
• Kea would live in Quebec (so she can speak French), and develop a love for hockey
• Alternately, Kea could live on Sierra's farm, and boss Sierra around all day.
2. Move someplace where we could mistaken for natives 
• Sierra could go to France, or to Italy if she gets a tan. Either way, she has to keep her mouth shut.
• Kea could go to Africa, and keep her mouth shut.
• This could be a problem, since eventually something aggravating would happen and an avalanche of American obscenities would come spilling out of their mouths and the ruse would be DESTROYED. 
3. Move to Australia
• Because they would at least accept our potty mouths, and we wouldn't need to learn another language.
• Also there are kangaroos

To be continued...