Cats > Human Relationships

**watching a commercial where a man proposes to his special lady by giving her a kitten with a tag that reads "will you marry us?"**

Mom: If Dave's watching, I bet he takes a cue from this and that's how he proposes.

Sierra: Oh nice - I get a cat!

Note: There was no hesitation, and it wasn't until after I finished my sentence that I realized that probably wasn't the most appropriate response.

OFFICE SHENANIGANS- Episode 91: Insensitivity > or = Cruel Jokes?

Sierra: There was an Earthquake in New Zealand.

Kea: *non-chalantly* I don't care!

Sierra: ... and the Cesar dog food company is changing their dog to a different type

Kea: GAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!! (shocked stare... mouth agape... horrified look)

Sierra: *hysterical laughter* I was joking!!! Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha...

Kea: You're so mean... :o(

Sierra + Kea = Sisters from Despicable Me

Despicable Me is on in the background of our workday.

The part where Gru adopts the three little girls just happened, and the girls haven't met Gru yet. Here is what happens in the script:

Sister 1: I bet the mom is beautiful
Sister 2: I bet the dad's eyes sparkle
Sister 3: I bet their house is made of gummy bears ***Pause, during which Kea and I make eye contact*** I'm just saying it'd be nice....

Sierra: "That's me! And you're my two buzz-kill sisters: BOTH of them!"