If Donald Trump Becomes President... (Part 2)

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/19/trump-stumbles-over-abortion-issue/#more-155514

If Donald Trump Becomes President... (Part 1)

Options:

1. Move to Canada
• Sierra would subsist on Tofu, veggies, and salmon. She would live on a farm in British Columbia (because that's where Ryan Reynolds is from), raise Alpacas and chickens, and domesticate bears like that one marijuana plantation.
• Kea would live in Quebec (so she can speak French), and develop a love for hockey
• Alternately, Kea could live on Sierra's farm, and boss Sierra around all day.
2. Move someplace where we could mistaken for natives 
• Sierra could go to France, or to Italy if she gets a tan. Either way, she has to keep her mouth shut.
• Kea could go to Africa, and keep her mouth shut.
• This could be a problem, since eventually something aggravating would happen and an avalanche of American obscenities would come spilling out of their mouths and the ruse would be DESTROYED. 
3. Move to Australia
• Because they would at least accept our potty mouths, and we wouldn't need to learn another language.
• Also there are kangaroos

To be continued...

Office Shenanigans- Episode # 732: "Like" is such a STRONG word!

*after hearing a story about disturbing an old russian guy (who I've decided is fat and hairly and wrinkly and sweaty for no particular reason) in a sauna...this happened:* (Kea): I've decided that because of what you just said... I don't think I like you... (Sierra): You LOVE me! You know you love me! (Kea): Nope, I don't... I don't believe I know that! (Sierra): Well, then you are mistaken! (Kea): Well now because of what you just said... I've decided to move from "like you"... skip over "dislike you"... skip over "tolerate you in small doses" ... to LOATHING YOU ENTIRELY! (Sierra): Wait... shouldnt you tolerate someone before you decide to dislike them? You would actually tolerate someone you dislike? (Kea): Well yeah... cuz sometimes you work with those people! :oP *smile* (Sierra): Well played...