Hello world! I'm Sierra. I work in an office with a woman named Kea, and we have a rediculously awesome time. I'm more in charge of data analysis things, she's more in charge of computer programming things. Together, we make a GREAT team. Kea has added a teddy-bear named "China" to our team, but I still don't acknowledge her validity due to her lack of a central nervous system.
We also may be among the best people alive today. Yourself included. As such, we have decided to reconstruct the world with will power and imagination. Enjoy!
What do you have against people with no central nervous system!?
ReplyDeletePeople with central nervous systems are bad for society as a whole. They do things like (a) get multiple DUI's and act surprised when they have to serve time as a result, (b) call female police officers "Sugar Tits", (c) blame people of the opposing political party for everything they dis approve of, or (d)make movies with silly twists at the end that are just annoying and not all that clever.
ReplyDeleteChina has never done any of these things, making her a relatively good person without a central nervous system... but if we're going to be honest, that's just because she's done absolutely NOTHING, and has not had the opportunity to join the flock of central-nervous-system-less people such as those alluded to above.